Busy Simulator
"Feign importance with repeating app sounds!"
A List of Old People Who I Believe Do and Do Not Know Who Mario Is
"I’m not suggesting that Rushdie carries a picture of Mario around with him at all times, but I am suggesting he might force it into conversation in the green room of a writers’ festival, and that by the power of the novelists descriptive language, Oates would have a pretty good idea of what Mario looked like, and what his deal was. It’s possible that she might respond to a picture of Mario with “oh that’s Salman’s little friend” but I’m fairly sure she would remember the name."
Tokyo Olympics 2021: What I Learned Watching Every Sport : NPR
has some gentle dave barry energy, recommended